It's about the ranting and raving
     After the breakup
     It's about the ranting and raving
     After the heartbreak

Tell me all of the details
Tell me all of the hurt
Tell me everything she ever did
That made you feel like dirt
Tell me how you were lonely
Tell me how you were sad
Tell me everything she never did
That always made you mad

     CHORUS

These are self help suggestions
Your own therapy
They're free for the taking
Someone gave them to me

Listen my sisters in struggle
I'm telling the truth
I have saved myself thousands
Mental health is the proof

Imagine what you'd tell her
Imagine what she'd say
Imagine how the scene would play
If you could get your way

Imagine everything's different
Imagine everything's changed
Imagine everything's just the same
Except you both have aged